Important Legal Mumbo Jumbo

Lawyer on the Phone: Listen - i have to say this - but this can't be all sappy. It can't be like, "oh great - we all learned to run with artificial limbs!" I mean there HAS to be more to it than that. Where's the hook? Where's the story? We pay for the STORY..............what? Oh please - pepperoni trumps cheese EVERY time!

And goodwill toward men

Older exec: Peace out!
Younger asst: Are you leaving?
Older exec: Oh, no. Is that what that means? I'm not going anywhere. Just wanted to get the peace out.

Inaugural Post

Woohoo! Inaugural post!

A cell phone conversation overheard...

WOMAN: (exasperated sigh) She's gonna get AIDS! Do you know how easy it is to get AIDS? That girl is NASTY!!